Your Lube Horoscope for 2023

2023 Lube-o-scope

Welcome to your lube horoscope for 2023! What type of sensual exploration will you discover in the new year? Whatever you’re into, Wicked Sensual Care has a lube for that. Find your sun, moon, and rising sign below.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The 10th sign of the zodiac and the last Earth sign, Capricorn are known for being hard working. Reward all your hardwork in 2023 and give into decadence with Ultra Chill cooling silicone lube. Designed to stay on the skin’s surface, Ultra offers an intensely luxurious, slippery smooth feel and is not easily absorbed or dispersed in water. 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Born during the season of love (and lube), as an Aquarius you have twice the reasons to treat yourself and focus on pleasure in 2023! Whether you’re exploring solo, with flirty friends, or a special partner, a little simply™ Aqua lube is just what you need this year to slip into the romantic mood. 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

We know a Pisces loves water-based lube! Indulge in pleasure in 2023 with Teasers Fresh Fruit Mix. This variety pack has four flavored lube options to choose from and a bonus packet of simply™ Aqua, all of which are completely lickable. Indulge in a fruit salad all to yourself, or try out your favorite flavors with a partner!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Embrace your fiery nature in 2023, Aries, with a little Jelle Heat. Our natural warming blend of clover and cinnamon is perfect for adding sensation and dialing up the heat all year long! 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

We know you are here for a good time AND a long time, dear Taurus. If your play involves a penis, reach for the OT Delay Cream! If you’re a Taurus with a clitoris, go for Awaken clitoral massage gel! Let both sink in for a few minutes for maximum effect and to prevent transfer, then play to your heart’s content.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Dear Gemini, 2023 is the time to let loose more than usual. Jump into the new year with a flavored lube that’s as fun and delightful as you are — Birthday Cake! This water-based lubricant is sweetened with a touch of stevia and will make any day feel like your special day. You’re welcome. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) 

Cancers enjoy sharing their favorite things with loved ones, so why not share a bottle of lube with someone in 2023. Reach for Watermelon flavored lube with someone special or gift a bottle to your bestie, they’ll love your glowing recommendation!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Turn all of 2023 into Leo season! Snag the entire Toy Love collection to treat yourself and all your toys to sensational play year-round. Toy Love, Toy Fever, and Toy Breeze are waiting for you, which bottle will you finish first? 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) 

We’ll get right to the point – in 2023 you need a lube as well-rounded and sensible as you are, Virgo. Aqua water-based lube is the one for you. It’s our flagship product, great for many types of play, and rinses clean with just water.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Find a nice balance for 2023 and slip into something long-lasting with simply™ Hybrid lube. The high-quality silicones and creamy water-based lube in simply™ Hybrid are as perfectly balanced and harmonious as you are. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio, you are compassionate, loyal, and bold, just like Jelle anal lube. Continue that winning energy in 2023 with your perfect companion lube. Jelle’s thick viscosity means it stays right where you put it, making it great for types of play other than anal exploration, too!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dear Sagittarius, you never let yourself be overshadowed by the holiday season, and 2023 won’t be any different! As an optimist and explorer, you’re going to love the new simply™ flavors – try Brown Sugar, Pear, or Passion Fruit!